Friday, 7 December 2012
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Saturday, 17 November 2012
Tengok Meteor Malam Ni! (17/11/2012)
Ada yang cakap boleh nampak Meteor (Leonids) malam ni waktu Malaysia 8.00pm (20:00hr) [17 November 2012], kalo langit tak tebal la, maksud aku awan, kalo tak tebal bolehlah nampak.
So korang camne? Korang nak mendongak ke malam ni? By the way kat JB ni cam tanak hujan lebat pulak kan, cair meteor tu nanti, boley? Weh aku serius lah!
Pertembungan Air Bersih Dengan Air Kutur
Air Jahat VS Air Baik
Confluence of the rivers Czâlin (clean water) and Yangtze River (brown waters) in Chongqing, China
Confluence of the Mosel and Rhine River in Koblenz, Germany.
Confluence of the Rhone and Arve River in Geneva, Switzerland.
The Junction (La Jonction) where the river Arve (carrying all the sand) meets the river Rhône (clear) in Geneva.
The Junction (La Jonction) where the river Arve meets the river Rhône in Geneva
Confluence of the Ilz, Danube, and Inn Rivers in Passau, Germany
Confluence of the Drava and Danuve Rivers near Osijek, Croatia
Confluence of the Alaknanda and Bhagirathi Rivers in Devprayag, India.
Confluence of the Thompson and Fraser Rivers in Lytton, BC, Canada.
Confluence of the Green and Colorado Rivers in Canyonlands National Park, Utah, USA.
Confluence of the Rio Negro and the Rio Solimoes near Manaus, Brazil.
Wednesday, 14 November 2012
Matlamat Utama Seorang AUDITOR
Kalo digrafikkan begini, barulah kita paham apa sebenarnya yang seorang AUDITOR mahukan.
Mulianya hati auditor.
Sunday, 11 November 2012
Ketika Kita Menyanyi Lagu KPOP
Perkara-perkara ini terjadi selalunya ketika earphone/headphone disumbati dalam gegendang telinga.
(Case Study 1) SUPER JUNIOR - SORRY SORRY
Kita rase kita nyanyi cam ni:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Naega naega naega meonjeo Nege nege nege ppajyeo Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby. Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo Naega michyeo michyeo baby
Hakikatnya bunyi sebenar yang keluar:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry nega nega mucuk mucuk nega nega pacok pacok beybeh, Shorty Shorty Shorty Shorty nigati shati papa ape nih ape ape lah mikjo mikjo mikjo beybeh.
(Case Study 2) PSY - GANGNAM STYLE
Kita rase kita nyanyi cam ni:
Areum de wo sarang suro wo, Gu re no hey! Gu re ba ro no hey!
Areum de wo sarang suro wo, Gu re no hey! Gu re ba ro no hey!
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka..... Oppa Gangnam style!
Hakikatnya bunyi sebenar yang keluar:
Handego, sangrang sejo wo, kuroppo HEY! kukaroppo HEY!
Handego, sangrang sejo wo, kuroppo HEY! kukaroppo HEY!
hmmm..............................................go!!!! OPPA GANAM STYLE! *loncat
(Case Study 3) WONDER GIRLS - NOBODY
Kita rase kita nyanyi cam ni:
I want nobody nobody But You! I want nobody nobody But You!
Nan dareun sarameun sirheo niga animyeon sirheo
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody..
Hakikatnya bunyi sebenar yang keluar:
I want nobody nobody But You! I want nobody nobody But You!
.............Shiro...........Shiro.
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody!
(Case Study 4) BIG BANG - FANTASTIC BABY
Kita rase kita nyanyi cam ni:
Wow Fantastic Baby~
Dance! (Ooh-hoo~) I Wanna Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance, Fantastic Baby~
Dance! (Ooh-hoo~) I Wanna Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance, Wow Fantastic Baby~
BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka!
Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance
BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka!
Da-Da-Da-Da Dance Dance~
Hakikatnya bunyi sebenar yang keluar:
Wow Fantastic Baby~
Dance! (Ooh-hoo~) I Wanna Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance, Fantastic Baby~
Dance! (Ooh-hoo~) I Wanna Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance, Wow Fantastic Baby~
BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka!
Dance Dance Dance Da-Dance
BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka! BOOM! Shakalaka!
Da-Da-Da-Da Dance Dance~
"Eh case study 4 100% serupa lah! Oh semua English rupanya. No wonderla lancar tadwidnye. OH I love KPOP!" - Anonymous
Saranghey!
Thursday, 1 November 2012
Kereta Rosak
Aku tau, memang sangat stress dan tensyen bila kereta yang kita pandu, yang kita sayang, yang kita selalu hantar cuci sepuluh ringgit tu tetibe tak boleh jalan, rosak kat tengah-tengah dunia. Kalo jalan memang lengang takpe, kalo tengah-tengah trafik jem? Tanak macam berkilo-kilo kan carutan korang dapat dalam pelbagai bahasa & budaya.
Tapi OK kot, korang patut happy dan bersyukur ke hadrat ilahi tau kalo ditakdirkan kereta korang pengsan kat tengah jalan, nak tau sebab ape?
Sekarang aku bagi pilihan, mana satu korang nak:
1. Nak kereta korang rosak terberhenti tak boleh jalan ke;
2. Nak kereta korang rosak tak boleh nak berhenti jalan?
Ha! Tau takot.
"So enjoy-enjoykan lah diri ketika kereta rosak ditengah jalan!"
-(MerepekAyam, 2012)
Cara Kenali Mouse Jantan Dengan Mouse Betina
Antara kedua-dua mouse di bawah ini, ceteka yang mana satu jantan, yang mana satu betina?
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hiks
Wednesday, 31 October 2012
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